Ode to Swan.
I love Miss Swan from MAD TV.
My friend introduced me to this hilarious sketch, and boy am I glad she did. So as a cute little tribute, here are the top 5 things I absolutely love about Ms. Swan.
5. The outfit
Anyone who can wear that 24/7 has my vote.
4. The catchphrases. Some of them being.
“Thanks to you.”
“He look … like a man.”
“Yeah okay.”
“You nice lady.”
“Ohh, you no say that before.”
“Gorja Pitty Booty Nail Salon.”
“I tell you everytin.”
3. The look. I have no idea what this face is supposed to mean, and I don’t care. I love it.
2. The way she pisses everyone off without meaning to. From using ATM machines wrong, to pushing buttons on planes, taking too long at eating establishments telling them what she wants and describing people (“He looka like-a man.”) It’s hilarious how she hardly acknowledges how angry these people get. And if things get bad, Ms. Swan just writes up a check.
1. This.
